puflwiz:

Me in 50 years

puflwiz:

Me in 50 years

dddderrnsuree:

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

if you really believe this.

Today is the first day of school and I feel like I’m gonna die


  • baby: M...m-m..
  • mom: Mom? Mommy?!
  • baby: My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody.

flowerprins:

Why would you say “my penis in your butt” when you can say

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zenec:


me as a parent

zenec:

me as a parent

ladyspookypants:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck


#NYOOOM

ladyspookypants:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

obitwerk:

My brother the blob fish

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

obitwerk:

My brother the blob fish