Me in 50 years
Today is the first day of school and I feel like I’m gonna die
- baby: M...m-m..
- mom: Mom? Mommy?!
- baby: My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody.
Why would you say “my penis in your butt” when you can say
me as a parent